dmr
Registered Abuser
Here's a good one: 
http://boingboing.net/2009/05/15/fake-dhs-photography.html
Kinda reminds me of those "Official Bikini Inspector" cards that guys used to have when I was in my teens.

http://boingboing.net/2009/05/15/fake-dhs-photography.html
Kinda reminds me of those "Official Bikini Inspector" cards that guys used to have when I was in my teens.
SuitePhoto
Established
Looks like a good way to get yourself arrested. As much as I can't stand the current trend of fear mongering by our government/law enforcement, this is a bad way to protest it.
Kevin
Rainbow Bridge
That is absolutely brilliant. Who makes them?
US Homeland Security is just as fake as this card, btw.
US Homeland Security is just as fake as this card, btw.
Kevin
Rainbow Bridge
Ooops I see it is a downloadable file. Done!
capitalK
Warrior Poet :P
If you stood in front of a judge with a good sense of humour you might be OK, otherwise you're FU**ED.
ItsReallyDarren
That's really me
I think a student ID and a well spoken explanation can work pretty well too.
Might even involve less jail time.
Might even involve less jail time.
OurManInTangier
An Undesirable
If you stood in front of a judge with a good sense of humour you might be OK, otherwise you're FU**ED.
Not many of those in the UK, he says as if he has any personal knowledge of courts, judges and legal proceedure
I wouldn't give the buggers the ammunition they so dearly want. A simple discussion and explanation of current law is more than enough to put most rentacops on the backfoot. Most proper police officers don't seem to be interested in anything I do unless royalty, heads of state etc are involved in some way.
I don't see the point in fake I.D. Plus, I remember some idiot on a press job I did a few years back who'd got himself a fake Press Pass...he ended up in trouble with the police and every photographer and journalist there gave him a hell of a hard time.
rbiemer
Unabashed Amateur
This is a truly bad idea on several levels but the part of it that I find the worst is bare mentioned in the comments at Boing Boing:
By using this fake ID to respond to non-existent laws, the impression is reinforced that those laws are real. And then you're playing the game of those folks who claim those laws are real. And you can't beat them by giving any credence to those non-existent laws. We have to foster the expectation that what we are doing is normal and legal and this ID idea will not help that in any way.
Rob
By using this fake ID to respond to non-existent laws, the impression is reinforced that those laws are real. And then you're playing the game of those folks who claim those laws are real. And you can't beat them by giving any credence to those non-existent laws. We have to foster the expectation that what we are doing is normal and legal and this ID idea will not help that in any way.
Rob
easyrider
Photo addict
I think I will stick with "bikini inspector." 
martin s
Well-known
The website is called Boing Boing. Everyone taking this seriously should consider acquiring some sense of humor.
martin
martin
furcafe
Veteran
Among other possible provisions, see 18 U.S.C. 701 (http://tinyurl.com/mg6b3k)
martin s
Well-known
Matthew Williams states that it's not meant to be used as an ID:
This license is intended as art and political commentary in that one does not need a license to take photographs. This license is not an official government-issued document, nor is it intended as an imitation of an official government document, and it should not be used as such. The author expressly disclaims all liability for any use to which this artwork is put. This license is a work of fiction and is not to be used as official identification or authorization. Know your rights, and please support the American Civil Liberties Union and the Electronic Frontier Foundation.
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Florian1234
it's just hide and seek
Great idea
But, yes, I think they will cut it apart and get you into jail...
bolohead
Joel Cosseboom
If you look at Matthew's last comment on his blog, he says, "For legal reasons, the EPS files are no longer available. Sorry." Poor guy probably has his phone tapped now.
Spider67
Well-known
If you just omit the Homeland Security stuff you should be on the secure - but not too comfy - side. People who don't know about your right to take photos will additionally harass you for using fake ID's that are not fake ID's.
Kevin
Rainbow Bridge
I finally got around to converting the template and customizing it in photoshop. Took about 15 minutes to do and the laminated card will be ready to be picked up from my local lab on Monday.
I don't know why I didn't think of this myself years ago. My greatest American idol, Sitting Bull, would certainly have had a good laugh yet been somewhat irritated by my lack of determination and creativity.
I don't know why I didn't think of this myself years ago. My greatest American idol, Sitting Bull, would certainly have had a good laugh yet been somewhat irritated by my lack of determination and creativity.
AgentX
Well-known
The fact that it says "US Department of Homeland Security" is very bad juju indeed.Yeah, this has "bad idea" written ALL over it.
The fact that it's pretending to be a DoHS (i.e. federal) ID... Bad juju, man. Would have worked better if some made up company or something was used.
Having arrested people for 18 USC 1028, I will say that without reservation.
Even worse, though, it's just not that funny.
Kevin
Rainbow Bridge
As if anyone is really afraid of the US government?
This idea is insidiously hilarious.
Get over it, Agent Smith!
This idea is insidiously hilarious.
Get over it, Agent Smith!
It represents itself as a US Government Agency and is a fake ID.
This could make it on the Knuckleheads in the News, people that get themselves arrested out of sheer stupidity. Every week, three idiots are featured and the callers get to vote on the biggest knucklehead. What fun.
http://wtop.com/?nid=456&sid=635506
So who is going to be the idiot that gets themselves featured on Knuckleheads in the News!
This could make it on the Knuckleheads in the News, people that get themselves arrested out of sheer stupidity. Every week, three idiots are featured and the callers get to vote on the biggest knucklehead. What fun.
http://wtop.com/?nid=456&sid=635506
So who is going to be the idiot that gets themselves featured on Knuckleheads in the News!
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rpsawin
Guest
Staple your "Get out of jail free" card to this....you will need it!
Bob
Bob
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