True story I wrote, circa 2004:
So I am walking a little North of Union Square Park in Manhattan today.
There is a young foreign tourist couple, not speaking much English. They are diddling around with the latest whiz-bang point and shoot digital camera.
They stop a sort of elegant/shabbily dressed guy with thick glasses and greyish hair; "You take our picture, Mister?"
"My pleasure", he says.
The foreign guy elaborately explains to the man with glasses how to push the shutter, how to frame a picture, how to make sure it's in focus, etc etc, in schoolbook English. "Keep the sun behind you, look through here."
The guy pressed into taking the photo smiles, nods his head sagely when instructed how to take a photo.
The couple stands back, the guy moves the camera around a bit, takes four of five snaps with the digital camera.
"Thank you, mister, thank you very much!" says the beaming couple.
Richard Avedon hands the camera back to them, says "you're welcome", and continues strolling uptown and turns the corner, disapearing out of sight........