Corto
Well-known
From Amazon.com
"Honestly, this camera saved my marriage. My wife was about to divorce me because my camera was too cheap, and the megapixel count wasn't high enough. I spent sleepless hours contemplating my dslr selection, and she would go to other men for camera advice. Finally, I decided to sell my children and buy this camera, and real talk, it changed everything. My wife was out with some guy, who was using a Canon T1i (LOL). I showed up and was like, "hey, check this out," she was like, "whatever Jim, go home." I pulled out this bad-boy, and she nearly orgasmed on the spot.
Yeah, it has 24 megapixels. Yeah, it has great ISO for low-light. Yeah, it has an auto-focus system that can take pictures of our rambunctious cat. What do you wanna do about it? This punk with his punk-ass T1i was basically shivering in fear as my full-frame sensor swung majestically across my neck. I could see the light in my wife's eyes burn with a white-hot passion that I haven't witnessed for years.
Needless to say, she kicked that chump in the balls and we are happily taking high res nudes together in my bathroom again. Thanks Nikon.
Only giving it 4 out of 5 stars because they forgot the in-camera HDR."
Gabriel M.A.
My Red Dot Glows For You
Sounds legit...
jordan.dickinson
Jordan Dickinson
amazing and awesome.
I Love Film
Well-known
Not really too funny. A mundane attempt.
kbg32
neo-romanticist
Sto0oopid.
My wife was out with some guy, who was using a Canon T1i (LOL). I showed up and was like, "hey, check this out," she was like, "whatever Jim, go home." I pulled out this bad-boy, and she nearly orgasmed on the spot.
Somehow, I picture this is what happened...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1MxGFncZgQ
finguanzo
Well-known
Teuthida
Well-known
Somebody mistakenly thinks they're funny.
moreammo
Established
I thought this was funny, in fact i'm selling my Canon now before my wife leaves me
tightsqueez
Well-known
Aw man… that brick wall fade is sweet!
Murchu
Well-known
Ha ha, hilarious. When I saw the thread title before I opened the link, I thought our youtube friend who reviews Leica, had gotten his hands on a D600, lol
paulfish4570
Veteran
good chuckle from that little story. i figure it is funny only to those who don't wear their manhood in their possessions ...
nikkor-watching
Established
Oh, so that's why people go FF
Corto
Well-known
good chuckle from that little story. i figure it is funny only to those who don't wear their manhood in their possessions ...
Oh no you did'nt....
Sid836
Well-known
I'd love to see at amazon a system rating the user reviews! Sometimes, hilarious reviews like that can make you recover from a bad day!