I phoned Helen to make sure she still had my number.
I’m kinda careful. Lots of scamming going on. Around 2007-2008 I somehow got A-Listed.
More recently I got sent E-mails from a Parole Officer in Colorado. Evidently I got mistaken for some guy who had a bad day at work and beat the crap out of his boss. Never been in Colorado.
At Grumman I had a Double. Max was Latino, and also worked at Hempstead Harley. I got mistaken for him a lot.
Then in the early 80’s there was a composite sketch on the front page of the Daily News of a guy who committed manslauter. The perp was a Latino with almond eyes with a skinny muscular build. He had an altercation with this guy who was the Captain on the football team in Mass-A-PEAK-qua at a club.
The Latino dude came back and used a baseball bat to give the Captain of the football team a bad beating. The guy was in a coma and subsequently died. His father had mob ties I was told by the owner of the Deli I frequented in Bethpage.
My friend Gary pointed to the front page and asked me if I did it. Gary knew the family, and told me to be very careful, and likely there would be a contract on me, so I could of been killed in a case of mistaken identity.
Later at work my boss called me over, showed me the composite sketch on the cover, and asked, “Did you do it?”
A few days later the word must of gotten out, and the perp tuned himself in.
So I deem I need to lay low. Pretty hard to just mind my own business.
Also I’m kind of a loner. Calzone is just a persona. Know I was a performance artist for about a decade in NYC. Call me a drama queen. LOL
Cal