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Rangefinder camera pedant
Following the lead of many other esteemed RFFers, I must announce that I have decided to sell my M8.
Of course, I don't actually have an M8 to sell -- hence the title. I intend to short-sell my M8.
As all you successful investment bankers (i.e., typical M8 owners) know, short-selling in the stock market refers to selling a stock you don't actually own but which you expect to drop in price. You sell now, at the current (higher) price, collect the money, and then, after the stock falls in price, buy enough at the lower price to cover your short position,
Once word gets around that so many of our esteemed RFF M8 users are selling out of the system, the price of an M8 no doubt will drop precipitously, so I should be able get an M8 AND pick up a little cash on the side.
All we need is a few more M8 owners to announce that they're ditching, and the market will be ripe. So come on, people, jump on the bandwagon!
Legal notice: This is not a solicitation to buy nor an offer to sell. All transactions subject to SEC approval. Funds invested in the Leica M8 Short-Sell Trust are not insured by any federal agency. You may lose some or all of your investment. Results not typical. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, erectile dysfunction, loss of bladder control, coreopsis and embarrassing personal secretions. Void where prohibited by law. Cash value 1/20 of 1 cent. Your mileage may vary.
Of course, I don't actually have an M8 to sell -- hence the title. I intend to short-sell my M8.
As all you successful investment bankers (i.e., typical M8 owners) know, short-selling in the stock market refers to selling a stock you don't actually own but which you expect to drop in price. You sell now, at the current (higher) price, collect the money, and then, after the stock falls in price, buy enough at the lower price to cover your short position,
Once word gets around that so many of our esteemed RFF M8 users are selling out of the system, the price of an M8 no doubt will drop precipitously, so I should be able get an M8 AND pick up a little cash on the side.
All we need is a few more M8 owners to announce that they're ditching, and the market will be ripe. So come on, people, jump on the bandwagon!
Legal notice: This is not a solicitation to buy nor an offer to sell. All transactions subject to SEC approval. Funds invested in the Leica M8 Short-Sell Trust are not insured by any federal agency. You may lose some or all of your investment. Results not typical. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, erectile dysfunction, loss of bladder control, coreopsis and embarrassing personal secretions. Void where prohibited by law. Cash value 1/20 of 1 cent. Your mileage may vary.