doubs43
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A woman runs into the Veterinarian's office in a panic, a limp duck in her hands. She yells "Doc, there's something wrong with Clarence, my duck!"
The Vet has the woman place the duck on his examination table and after listening for a heartbeat and checking the duck's eyes, the Vet says "I'm terribly sorry but your Clarence is dead."
The woman then pleads "Doc, I just can't believe it. Are you certain? Can we get a second opinion?"
The Vet leaves the room and quickly returns with a Black Labrador Retreiver. The dog looks the duck over carefully from head to foot and then sadly turns to the Vet and slowly shakes his head.
The Vet takes the dog out and returns with a cat that is placed on the table. The cat sniffs the duck all over and also shakes it's head. The Vet takes the cat away and in a few minutes comes back.
"I'm sorry but your duck is definitely dead", says the Vet. Here's a bill I've prepared. The woman looks and exclaims "WHAT?? $150?? Just to tell me my duck is dead?"
The Vet replies "If you had taken my word for it, your bill would only have been $10 but you wanted more so with the Lab report and the Cat scan, the bill is now $150."
The Vet has the woman place the duck on his examination table and after listening for a heartbeat and checking the duck's eyes, the Vet says "I'm terribly sorry but your Clarence is dead."
The woman then pleads "Doc, I just can't believe it. Are you certain? Can we get a second opinion?"
The Vet leaves the room and quickly returns with a Black Labrador Retreiver. The dog looks the duck over carefully from head to foot and then sadly turns to the Vet and slowly shakes his head.
The Vet takes the dog out and returns with a cat that is placed on the table. The cat sniffs the duck all over and also shakes it's head. The Vet takes the cat away and in a few minutes comes back.
"I'm sorry but your duck is definitely dead", says the Vet. Here's a bill I've prepared. The woman looks and exclaims "WHAT?? $150?? Just to tell me my duck is dead?"
The Vet replies "If you had taken my word for it, your bill would only have been $10 but you wanted more so with the Lab report and the Cat scan, the bill is now $150."