If 4 out of 5 people*SUFFER*from diarrhea....
does that mean that one out of five*enjoys*it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
*If people from Poland are called Poles,
then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
What hair color do they put on the driver's*licenses of bald men? *
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the*Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to*them?
Why don't they put their pictures on the postage stamps*
so the mailman can look for them when he delivers the mail....
Is it true that you never really
learn to swear until*you learn to drive?
does that mean that one out of five*enjoys*it?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
*If people from Poland are called Poles,
then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
What hair color do they put on the driver's*licenses of bald men? *
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the*Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write to*them?
Why don't they put their pictures on the postage stamps*
so the mailman can look for them when he delivers the mail....
Is it true that you never really
learn to swear until*you learn to drive?
JoeV
Thin Air, Bright Sun
George Carlin was a great comic and writer. Thanks for sharing.
~Joe
~Joe