Jon Goodman
Well-known
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his ??? in one hand and his testicles in
the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing
wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but please listen very, very
closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
over his mouth and nose, still sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his ??? in one hand and his testicles in
the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing
wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but please listen very, very
closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
George S.
How many is enough?
Three elderly ladies are sitting on a park benck one afternoon.
A man suddenly appears in front of them wearing a long coat. He faces them and whips open the coat.
The ladies notice he is completely naked!
Ethel had a stroke.
Bessie had a stroke.
Martha, being older and more feeble than the other two, was not able to reach out that far...
A man suddenly appears in front of them wearing a long coat. He faces them and whips open the coat.
The ladies notice he is completely naked!
Ethel had a stroke.
Bessie had a stroke.
Martha, being older and more feeble than the other two, was not able to reach out that far...
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