You want to take better pictures? Read this!

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Hi all,
I find my pictures boring, I would like to make interesting pictures that make you all jealous. But how? That's where David came out:
Everyone thinks it's hard to take perfect pictures - ones that the professionals drool over... but it's really simple once you know how!
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Wow it's that simple! I'm interested of course.
Slam the door on blurry, boring, and bad shots forever!
Take awesome photos... everytime with these jaw dropping photography secrets
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I want to slam the door to boring bad shots! Gimme the tips!

Imagine consistently taking perfect shot after perfect shot after perfect shot, and having your friends go green with envy
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Somebody knows me! I wanna make my friends green with envy. Please let me know the tricks!

beginners are able to use these tips to quickly surpass more experienced photographers... even if they don't photograph every day (or even every week!)
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That's me, that's me, hello ...
The photos I took with your tips came out absolutely fabulous! Prior to that, the pictures I took came out depressingly disappointing and uninspiring.(...). However, ever since taking your advice into account, I managed not only taking decent photographs - but fabulous ones as well! Indeed, the only person I can thank for that is YOU.
- Saddiq M, Singapore
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Sounds really good. I order the HCB package for Xmas, and the Salgado package for Easter :D

(Read more here http://www-picture.com/?i2).

If such a recipe for making good pictures existed, would you pay for knowing it? Maybe you already have a free recipe to share :)
 
I'll subscribe and learn to take perfect photos with every click of the shutter. Then, I'll offer the course to RFf members for only $15.99. I'll get back to you when they no longer have the audacity to mention lowly HCB's name in the same sentence as mine.
 
"And all with your current digital camera!"
Uh huh...
"Your photo albums will be dog-earred from your family and friends looking at your shots again and again!"
... digital cameras use photo albums...?

"Notice the difference between these images!"
Gimme a few minutes... the differences are subtle...

Anyone want to try contacting "David"? It's not as easy as clicking that link, as that produces... "File Not Found (Code 404)". I'd email him about this, but... ;)
 
"Hey mister! How do I get to Carnegie hall?" For the amazingly low price of just $12.95 I will send you the answer!

When I was teaching, a scene repeated at least once every single quarter: a coed would come into my office. "I just have to ace your course." She would lick her lips and undo a button on her top. "What do I have to do?"

I would smile my most charming, lean in close and whisper in her ear: "Study."

OK - old joke, but funny because it is so close to reality. Seriously, I went through some variation of this at least once every single quarter for six years.

But if I could buy some photographic ability for just $29.95.....

- John
 
foto_fool said:
When I was teaching, a scene repeated at least once every single quarter: a coed would come into my office. "I just have to ace your course." She would lick her lips and undo a button on her top. "What do I have to do?"

I would smile my most charming, lean in close and whisper in her ear: "Study."

OK - old joke, but funny because it is so close to reality. Seriously, I went through some variation of this at least once every single quarter for six years.
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In this day and age, you could file a sexual harassment complaint.

As for selling stuff, I happen to have a nice, well-known bridge for sale! ;)
 
SolaresLarrave said:
In this day and age, you could file a sexual harassment complaint.

As for selling stuff, I happen to have a nice, well-known bridge for sale! ;)
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What a coincidence! I happen to have some swamp land up for auction...
 
Years ago, before the internet (yes, there was life on earth in those days) I wrote a 'how-to' book on taxidermy. I sold it through classified ads in the back of hunting mags. I did pretty good: never had one returned.
'How-tos' today are all about quick fixes or quick money. All junk. Maybe I could rewrite it: "Turn road kill into cash".
Not a bad idea.
 
PS. Still have concerns about giving away your email address? I understand - it's really hard to find honest people on the Internet nowdays. If you have any questions at all, please don't hesitate to email me and ask. I'm happy to personally answer your question or concern.
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Wait, so I have to give him my email to make sure that it's safe to give him my email?
:rolleyes:
 
On P.nut they have banners now for such a scam. Really. I'm not kidding. See the "Free Photography Secrets" banners at the bottom of the P.nut pages.
 
Ducky said:
Years ago, before the internet (yes, there was life on earth in those days) I wrote a 'how-to' book on taxidermy. I sold it through classified ads in the back of hunting mags. I did pretty good: never had one returned.
'How-tos' today are all about quick fixes or quick money. All junk. Maybe I could rewrite it: "Turn road kill into cash".
Not a bad idea.
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What do you mean rewrite? The title "Turn road kill into cash" on a cover with a decent picture would allow you to recycle your old work to an entirely different audience.
 
Hehe, I've just requested his free course on photography secrets (using a throwaway email address, of course) - it should be good for a laugh.
 
Hmm - the first free tip is

Move in closer to your subject. David explains why this is a good idea and works well for portraits.

A good tip. After all we are all learnt the basics once, I know I'm still learning after 25 years :)
 
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