Sneaky (cat!)

[Chriscrawfordphoto]

Remember my post a couple days ago where Sneaky stole my son's new chair? Mack needed to sit at his desk to work yesterday evening and the cat would not move. Mack had to get another chair and physically move Sneaky to it so he could have his chair back.

 

[Pál_K]

Sneaky is the co-pilot.

 

[Chriscrawfordphoto]

Sneaky is the co-pilot.

And an unhappy one. He didn't like being evicted from the nicer chair!

 

[Chriscrawfordphoto]

Sneaky sleeping with a giant corn snake!

Snake is thinking "If I were just a little bigger, I could swallow this!"

 

[Pál_K]

This is what contentment looks like when you’re the highest form of life.

 

[Retro-Grouch]

Remember my post a couple days ago where Sneaky stole my son's new chair? Mack needed to sit at his desk to work yesterday evening and the cat would not move. Mack had to get another chair and physically move Sneaky to it so he could have his chair back.

Oh, we haven't heard the last of this episode! Mack WILL be punished for this effrontery!

 

[Darthfeeble]

He's lucky Sneaky allowed that.

 

[Chriscrawfordphoto]

This is what contentment looks like when you’re the highest form of life.

Its good being the king!

He's lucky Sneaky allowed that.

Oh, we haven't heard the last of this episode! Mack WILL be punished for this effrontery!

Fortunately, Sneaky is not vengeful like some cats. My family used to have a big orange cat named Simba. He looked like a baby lion, and was damn near as mean. He didn't bite or scratch people; instead he would wait till people who pissed him off during the day went to sleep, then he'd pee in their shoes! If you REALLY pissed him off, he'd poop in them, too. After my parents got a dog, Simba began bullying the dog relentlessly. Poor thing was scared to death of him. He started using the dog as a 'whipping boy' to punish whenever people made him mad. If you made Simba mad (usually by refusing to feed him), he would go over to the dog and attack her!

 

[Chriscrawfordphoto]

I went outside earlier tonight to find Sneaky sitting on the doorstep next to his latest "kill." Yes, its a chunk of some kind of sausage! I have no idea where he 'caught' it. I've been telling that cat that its been a couple months since he's killed a mouse, so he brings me this instead, lol.

 

[Pál_K]

I’d be suspicious of that.

 

[Chriscrawfordphoto]

I’d be suspicious of that.

Yeah some people on Facebook said that people sometimes put out poisoned meat to kill cats and stray dogs. People are such motherfuckers. I brought Sneaky in and later I let him out and it was gone so some animal came and took it. Hopefully its not poisoned. Sneaky had eaten a little of it before I saw it and he is not sick so I think we're ok. He's in the house now sleeping.

 

[Retro-Grouch]

I went outside earlier tonight to find Sneaky sitting on the doorstep next to his latest "kill." Yes, its a chunk of some kind of sausage! I have no idea where he 'caught' it. I've been telling that cat that its been a couple months since he's killed a mouse, so he brings me this instead, lol.

How sweet! Sneaky wants to share his Norwegian heritage with you. This is unmistakably a piece of musepolse, a traditional holiday treat in the forest lands of Norway.

 

[Chriscrawfordphoto]

Sneaky killed a mouse last night and left it on the doorstep. He came in and demanded food, since you can't expect a KING to eat a mouse like some trashy peasant alley cat. I fed him and gave him some treats. He's been stretched out on the floor asleep since he finished eating three hours ago.

Last night, he had filet mignon and a grilled chicken tender for dinner. Piggy ate the entire chicken tender and 1/3 of a steak! Mouse must be thanks for the nice dinner 😀

 

[JoeV]

It’s humorous that Sneaky eats better than many people! Chris, I appreciate you sharing with us the comings and goings of our Overlord Feline!

 

[wjlapier]

48 pages so far. I’m glad that you and Sneaky are still together and doing well.

 

[Pál_K]

Whereas some rulers play golf or ride horses with their shirt off, King Sneaky demonstrates important survival skills with this symbolic offering. The steak was well deserved.

 

[Chriscrawfordphoto]

It’s humorous that Sneaky eats better than many people! Chris, I appreciate you sharing with us the comings and goings of our Overlord Feline!

A couple years ago, I posted a photo of Sneaky eating steak on Facebook in some of the cat groups there. One young woman seemed upset that my cat ate better than her. She wrote:

"OMG, filet mignon? Are you f--king kidding me? I don't f--king get to eat that. If I put on cat ears and a tail, will you give ME some?"

 

[Chriscrawfordphoto]

48 pages so far. I’m glad that you and Sneaky are still together and doing well.

He's been here for a little over four years now! I found out recently that when he goes outside, he has been visiting some of the neighborhood cat ladies who put out food for strays and eating their food! They give dry cat food, which he absolutely REFUSES to eat here. Plus, he is taking food meant for cats that really need it. Jerk!

 

[Chriscrawfordphoto]

Whereas some rulers play golf or ride horses with their shirt off, King Sneaky demonstrates important survival skills with this symbolic offering. The steak was well deserved.

The shirtless guy has done a lot of hunting, too. Sneaky would fit right in.

 

[Pál_K]

He's been here for a little over four years now! I found out recently that when he goes outside, he has been visiting some of the neighborhood cat ladies who put out food for strays and eating their food! They give dry cat food, which he absolutely REFUSES to eat here. Plus, he is taking food meant for cats that really need it. Jerk!

Sneaky has outwitted you. He knows he can get steak from you, so he refuses lesser food. From others, he takes what he can get.

Do the other people know Sneaky is yours? I’d be worried someone might lay claim to him; it almost happened twice with my cats - which did not have collars nor were there chips then.

Is Sneaky chipped and registered? My friend’s adopted cat was chipped, but not registered. Registration is online and free.