LOL, I know you said it didn't make sense. No worries.
When in Hartford, be sure to visit The Camera Bar on Asylum St. in downtown.
Welcome to Camera Bar They've been around since the late '60s. A goodly amount of used gear, mostly 35mm, including some Leica. Not sure how many bargains there are but check it out. Full range of film, and new digital gear as well -- OM System, Nikon, Canon, Fuji. Full lab services.
You really should check out the Mark Twain House if you can, and the Harriet Beecher Stowe Center right next door. (Yes, they were neighbors.) Those are a little way outside downtown. And the Wadsworth Atheneum in downtown is the city's art museum, one of the country's oldest. Not sure how much in the way of photography in their collection, but I think you'll be impressed at their permanent collection of paintings.
Hope you enjoy the visit. I live in Hartford now; grew up in a suburb.