So I'm dating this guy who is really into building stuff, and therefore sometimes finding myself in stores I never would have entered on my own, such as TAP Plastics, which sells, cuts, machines, you name it, plastics. I try to discover what is inherently interesting about most places I go but with some places, such as TAP Plastics, it's a struggle. If I get desperate I'll start perusing the various solvents and glues and wonder if any of them are worth, um, sampling.
On this particular trip I was distracted from my solvents by the guy on the right. He rolled up to the counter in his wondrous wheelchair contraption (note skull, saddlebags, license plate, and, um, handcuffs) and presented the cashier with a 40 oz bottle of Miller, which you can see on the counter here. Miraculously, this bottle contained an intact regulation size baseball.
"Now, you guys have helped me out with a lot of things over the years," he told the cashier, "so I wanted to show you this. I bet you want to know how the ball got in there. It's a secret. I'm going to put this bottle up on the eBay, and whoever makes the highest bid also gets the secret. But I'm going to tell you the secret first."
Unfortunately, I had to leave before I got to hear the secret.
I'm normally self-conscious about taking pictures of people I don't know, but since it was clear this guy enjoyed having an audience I didn't feel bad about it. I wish I'd gotten a better angle and a better shot. If I could do it over I'd ask the guy if he wouldn't mind posing with his beer ball bottle. I'm sure he would have said yes.