But you see, you disparage the medium without actually having put it to use with a premium camera already.
I haven't found a film yet that can net 14 to 16 stops of useful dynamic range and tonal possibilities. 10-12 maybe, with some films. Film is by its nature a much more limited recording medium, full of constraints: that's part of the charm of it to me. Digital capture with modern, premium grade equipment is far far more capable, although also very very different. I use both for their very different capabilities, pluses AND minuses. It makes a difference in the photographs depending upon what I'm trying to achieve.
Enjoy what you like. I just find the practice of dissing digital capture the way you are doing, subtly, kind of noisome. It's unwarranted and not an objective perspective, limiting.
G