Now if the auction included the brunette, then....
Reminds me somehow of an old joke....unfortunately it's not as funny unless you read it outloud:
An old man sits on his bed in the nursing home, thinking curmudgeonly thoughts about how the youth of today are corrupt, and the good old days of his childhood were so much better.
Suddenly, the most gorgeous young woman he has ever seen walks in the door and starts removing her clothes. She says, "I'm here to give you super sex!"
The man says "I'll take the soup, thank you."