Dogman
Veteran
A play in five unnatural acts. Narrated by the lady in question.
"Mommy, what are we doing here? Don't you think we need to leave? Don't you, huh? Like right now?"
"Daddy! Put down the damn camera and pay attention! It's time to leave...right? I mean right now. We've been here too long already."
"Oh hell! The doc is preggers. And she could have the whole litter any minute. We shouldn't be for that. Baby puppies everywhere. C'mon, guys. Let's go!"
"Holy crap! I can't believe what she's doin' back there!"
"Screw it...I'm gettin' outta here. You people are all nuts. This is not natural! I'm outta here!"
Thus ends another day in the life of Christie the Wonder Dog. Stay tuned for more future episodes.
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"Mommy, what are we doing here? Don't you think we need to leave? Don't you, huh? Like right now?"
"Daddy! Put down the damn camera and pay attention! It's time to leave...right? I mean right now. We've been here too long already."
"Oh hell! The doc is preggers. And she could have the whole litter any minute. We shouldn't be for that. Baby puppies everywhere. C'mon, guys. Let's go!"
"Holy crap! I can't believe what she's doin' back there!"
"Screw it...I'm gettin' outta here. You people are all nuts. This is not natural! I'm outta here!"
Thus ends another day in the life of Christie the Wonder Dog. Stay tuned for more future episodes.
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