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We cut live to our correspondent in Solms...
Thanks Rob we are here in Solms Germany to cover the ground breaking news that Purple is the new Black. In what will prove to be a revolutionary move little known Leica has rocked the fashion industry with earth shattering scientific revelations.
Not being shy they have launched this fashion revolution with the ever radiant and beautiful super model Heidi Klum showcasing their new designs...
... They look fantastic Rob
.... Wait I see chief designer Gearhard Schottglass.. let me try to get a word with him... Gearhard Gearhard
Oh Cindy Vee love to see you always Kiss Kiss.
Gearhard whats going ON? Purple? The new Black?
Yah Cindy Ve have discovered the secret to black - it is really purple. Our research showed that all these years ve have been under the influence of those silly Japanese who use so much software that they make your true colors all look black,
- ug its sooo ugly and plastic looking you know flat lifeless.
So.. Ve decide for our valued customers that ve give them back the Leica Glow and release our Top Secret knowledge. The glow is radiation! Now everyone look the same with pretty pretty purple uniforms. Zis Vay ve make the vorld von! Its fabulous Cindy Darling
There you have it from the man himself Rob
Thanks Cindy now for reaction around the World... First to Italy
Rob I'm here with Italian designer Mano Iluvwomanini... What do you think Mano? Oh those Germans! Next they'll think they can make cars. Purple may be the new black but its always been about red... and dots I really like dots this season.
To Charles in London...
Rob I'm here with Vivi Westwood ... Vivianne what do you think about the news out of Germany.
Oh its CRAZY but FUN!! Hang on baby I just have to tell Gwen what to Think. Gwen Love, can you be an Angel and change your Music Baby. The Japanese thing is so last year - its all about purple Germans now.
O Look there's Fergie... ...What do think Fergie? Hey Charles Yo I'd go down on that.
Ok Charles we want to keep this a family show. Listerners here is some quick reaction from the harajuka girls in To-Kay-o:
Girls what to you think... ...Tee HEE hEE HEE
In New York where Euro Fashion is always big we have these exclusive pictures of early adoptors...http://homepage.mac.com/billh96007/PhotoAlbum196.html
And this just in from Rochester. Kodak Imaging VP Lastout Lightsoff released this news:
" Kodak is pleased to partner with Leica AG in transferring our exclusive analog technology into the digital age. Partnering with Leica we have perfected the pioneering Kodak efforts first seen in our B&W C41 films. Yes Purple is indeed the new Black"
To Canada and Fashion Icons Bob & Doug MacKenzie:
O K Like... Rob! Black - its purple eh? What do you think Doug.
Take OFF! Purple Where's the FUR? BURP Like - Eh? Who are They?
And of course the last word goes to the center of worldwide fashion - In Paris where we have reached Philippe Pisdoff
Philippe what do you think?
Its eencredible these Germans think they can rewrite fashion history? Everyone knews France discovered Black. Its not the Japanese - It was the French with our pure rational thought and emotional understanding. The World is a black place not a pur-pel place. Pur-pel? Its preposterous. I blame this diaster on the Americans and Bush.
In a follow up there are unconfirmed reports that this discovery is being marketed by Leica using new internet viral marketing strategies masterminded by a European dentist, an American wedding photographer, and a very success full web marketer who is a relative of Bob and Doug MacKenzie.
Purportedly to assist those fashion challenged that can't give up the old ways, Rose tinted glasses are being distributed to early adopters of the M* to return them to their Japanese views.
We return you now to your regular lives.....
(Where I love Kodak, wish I had an M*, and actually have a dentist that I like very much.)
Thanks Rob we are here in Solms Germany to cover the ground breaking news that Purple is the new Black. In what will prove to be a revolutionary move little known Leica has rocked the fashion industry with earth shattering scientific revelations.
Not being shy they have launched this fashion revolution with the ever radiant and beautiful super model Heidi Klum showcasing their new designs...
... They look fantastic Rob
.... Wait I see chief designer Gearhard Schottglass.. let me try to get a word with him... Gearhard Gearhard
Oh Cindy Vee love to see you always Kiss Kiss.
Gearhard whats going ON? Purple? The new Black?
Yah Cindy Ve have discovered the secret to black - it is really purple. Our research showed that all these years ve have been under the influence of those silly Japanese who use so much software that they make your true colors all look black,
- ug its sooo ugly and plastic looking you know flat lifeless.
So.. Ve decide for our valued customers that ve give them back the Leica Glow and release our Top Secret knowledge. The glow is radiation! Now everyone look the same with pretty pretty purple uniforms. Zis Vay ve make the vorld von! Its fabulous Cindy Darling
There you have it from the man himself Rob
Thanks Cindy now for reaction around the World... First to Italy
Rob I'm here with Italian designer Mano Iluvwomanini... What do you think Mano? Oh those Germans! Next they'll think they can make cars. Purple may be the new black but its always been about red... and dots I really like dots this season.
To Charles in London...
Rob I'm here with Vivi Westwood ... Vivianne what do you think about the news out of Germany.
Oh its CRAZY but FUN!! Hang on baby I just have to tell Gwen what to Think. Gwen Love, can you be an Angel and change your Music Baby. The Japanese thing is so last year - its all about purple Germans now.
O Look there's Fergie... ...What do think Fergie? Hey Charles Yo I'd go down on that.
Ok Charles we want to keep this a family show. Listerners here is some quick reaction from the harajuka girls in To-Kay-o:
Girls what to you think... ...Tee HEE hEE HEE
In New York where Euro Fashion is always big we have these exclusive pictures of early adoptors...http://homepage.mac.com/billh96007/PhotoAlbum196.html
And this just in from Rochester. Kodak Imaging VP Lastout Lightsoff released this news:
" Kodak is pleased to partner with Leica AG in transferring our exclusive analog technology into the digital age. Partnering with Leica we have perfected the pioneering Kodak efforts first seen in our B&W C41 films. Yes Purple is indeed the new Black"
To Canada and Fashion Icons Bob & Doug MacKenzie:
O K Like... Rob! Black - its purple eh? What do you think Doug.
Take OFF! Purple Where's the FUR? BURP Like - Eh? Who are They?
And of course the last word goes to the center of worldwide fashion - In Paris where we have reached Philippe Pisdoff
Philippe what do you think?
Its eencredible these Germans think they can rewrite fashion history? Everyone knews France discovered Black. Its not the Japanese - It was the French with our pure rational thought and emotional understanding. The World is a black place not a pur-pel place. Pur-pel? Its preposterous. I blame this diaster on the Americans and Bush.
In a follow up there are unconfirmed reports that this discovery is being marketed by Leica using new internet viral marketing strategies masterminded by a European dentist, an American wedding photographer, and a very success full web marketer who is a relative of Bob and Doug MacKenzie.
Purportedly to assist those fashion challenged that can't give up the old ways, Rose tinted glasses are being distributed to early adopters of the M* to return them to their Japanese views.
We return you now to your regular lives.....
(Where I love Kodak, wish I had an M*, and actually have a dentist that I like very much.)
