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Donald
Comrades
Now that FED is the leading manufacturer of high quality digital cameras on the planet we felt that you, the valued customer, should benefit from the genius of Soviet skill in miniaturising electronic components. Attached is a picture of the new FED 8 accessory - an electronic remote control. This device enables you to trigger your camera from as far away as 5 cm. Caution - should not be used in areas of poor television reception or close to airports or other radio devices. We are sorry about the Ilyushin aircraft exploding at Kharkov International but genius has its price!
The new device (Industar 101r) costs $3 plus $75 shipping. The optional ethanol powered generator is $40 but it will also run on Vodka (although this seems like a waste to us).
Now that FED is the leading manufacturer of high quality digital cameras on the planet we felt that you, the valued customer, should benefit from the genius of Soviet skill in miniaturising electronic components. Attached is a picture of the new FED 8 accessory - an electronic remote control. This device enables you to trigger your camera from as far away as 5 cm. Caution - should not be used in areas of poor television reception or close to airports or other radio devices. We are sorry about the Ilyushin aircraft exploding at Kharkov International but genius has its price!
The new device (Industar 101r) costs $3 plus $75 shipping. The optional ethanol powered generator is $40 but it will also run on Vodka (although this seems like a waste to us).
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