FED Clairvoyance

This is only possible through the triumph of scientific socialism in our Soviet Motherland. Thanks to the thorough application of the principles of Dialetical Materialism by the economic organs of the state apparatus, unerringly guided by the CPSU in steel-like resolve to serve the masses of the Soviet Lands, the so-called "future" is as certain as the present, leaving no possibility for unexpected error.

Observing this latest product of our Comrades in the Ukrainian SSR, our hearts surely echo the words of Mayakovsky -

"I myself
feel like a Soviet
factory,
manufacturing happiness."

Or indeed, Comrade Stalin himself: "Life is better, Life is more Jolly". Let us indeed be resolute in merriment and fearless in our cheerfulness.

Comradely greetings,

Ian
 
Judging by the exchange at the bottom of the page Comrade Blyatnikov is in big trouble - trip to Gulag for sure!
 
lushd said:
Judging by the exchange at the bottom of the page Comrade Blyatnikov is in big trouble - trip to Gulag for sure!
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Comrade, the reference to "Blue Pole" is surely significant. If our Socialist country is the Red Pole around which the hearts of the oppressed of the world revolve in righteous struggle, so the Blue Pole is the infamous heart of the Pentagon Octopus. That buyer is a Bukharinite scoundrel and saboteur, a dollar-bought lackey of the hairy dwarves of Pennsylvania avenue. Let us trust that he soon receives a visit from the Organs!

Yours in struggle,

Ian
 
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Judging by the exchange at the bottom of the page Comrade Blyatnikov is in big trouble - trip to Gulag for sure!
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Definitely, dyslexia shall not be allowed in the enightened communist society!
 
fgianni said:
Definitely, dyslexia shall not be allowed in the enightened communist society!
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Comrade Francesco,

Dyslexia is a psychological manifestation of the internal contradictions of Capitalism. It cannot exist under Socialism.

Comradely regards, Ian
 
Oh, but I see signs of trouble; perhaps capitalistic motivations are creeping in? It appears that the covering has a definite magenta cast! Perhaps factory hasa been infiltrated by spies and provacateurs?!!!
 
Trius said:
Oh, but I see signs of trouble; perhaps capitalistic motivations are creeping in? It appears that the covering has a definite magenta cast! Perhaps factory hasa been infiltrated by spies and provacateurs?!!!
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Comrade, do not fear! That is but a satirical reference in the spirit of the great Kukriniksy, similar to this depiction of an M8 owner going to get himself a few IR filters... - http://www.davno.ru/soviet-posters/kukryniksy/poster-12.html

Sleep soundly Comrade, knowing the bright silver birds of our gallant airmen keep watch and ward!

Ian
 
Jocko said:
Comrade, do not fear! That is but a satirical reference in the spirit of the great Kukriniksy, similar to this depiction of an M8 owner going to get himself a few IR filters... - http://www.davno.ru/soviet-posters/kukryniksy/poster-12.html

Sleep soundly Comrade, knowing the bright silver birds of our gallant airmen keep watch and ward!

Ian
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I must admt that, despite being propaganda, some of the posters are not bad.

I like this one a lot:

http://www.davno.ru/soviet-posters/kukryniksy/poster-05.html

Even if I have not managed to understand who he is making fun of, maybe one of our russian friends can enlighten us?
 
Comrade Jocko, forgive me my momentary lapse into bourgeois thought! Indeed I shall sleep soundly tonight, knowing that once again glorious Sovietsky system takes care of all comrades through our collective strength and wisdom. Thank you, comrade, for not thinking badly of a fellow worker!
 
i've got my own "collection" of soviet posters in files,and I expect one of my colleagues who's going in USSR often to bring me some of those. :)
btw, why didn't they put some sexy female supporters? I would EVENTUALLY get the Fed ;)
 
Trius said:
Oh, but I see signs of trouble; perhaps capitalistic motivations are creeping in? It appears that the covering has a definite magenta cast! Perhaps factory hasa been infiltrated by spies and provacateurs?!!!
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Tovarishch Trius

It cannot be! The spies and saboteurs must be revealed and denounced! The magenta cast is definitely out of order. According to the 2006 GosPlan,
the FED-5 must create a RED cast!

Tovarishch Dzhey
Rabotchik N. ДЖ-235Н76ГБЧЯ
Zorki Restoration Commune named after Igor
 
Comrade - I read today that the French capitalist revisionists claim they are making the world's first fusion reactor.

Obviously, this is typical western arrogance as the picture proves by showing a Soviet device capable of heating a gas cloud to 100,000,000 degrees celcius thereby creating a stable plasma that can be used to generate free electricity for the proletariat.

Mind you, having said that, I would not like to be the one who has to buy the batteries for it.
 
But comrade, the batteries will barely cost a kopek thanks to GOSPLAN!

Besides, the inherant contradictions of capitalism militate against all possibility of fusion.

Comradely salutations, Ian
 
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