and here's some highlights from the product description, to make the idea of retrofitting the thing even more entertaining:
Body material • Plastic
Focus modes [...] • Face Detection
Scene modes (!!!! can't believe it) • Portrait
• Soft Skin
• Outdoor Portrait
• Indoor Portrait
• Creative Portrait
• Scenery
• Nature
• Architecture
• Flower
• Objects
• Creative Close-Up
• Baby 1,2
• Pet
[...]
(I wonder what is the difference between baby 1 and 2... hurm.)
Image parameters
• Monochrome (Standard, Dynamic, Smooth)
• My Film (2 memories)
[...]
sounds like it was specifically made for us, eh? 🙂