Geezer Syndrome

aad said:
And another thing-I can't even get used to film SLRs from the late '90s-a Rebel feels like a toy.

When Canon SLRs switched to autofocus plastic blobs I stopped buying them. But I still have my manual focus Canon FD SLRs and lenses. And my rangefinders.
 
There is a distinction to be made between a geezer and a coot. I told my son that I was becoming a geezer, and he looked at me thoughtfully for a moment, then said, "Nooo, I think you're leaning more toward becoming a coot." The basic distinction, I think, is a geezer is the guy who sinks into the chair on the porch of the general store, and who rouses himself once a day to say, "Hmm, there goes one of them new Fords." A coot, on the other hand, will occasionally try to cop a feel.

JC
 
Oldprof said:
I know I'm geezered because I don't know what the following things do:

MP3 players

TiVo

Blackberry

Am I missing anything important?

Don't think I could live (work-live) without my blackberry.
 
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

But, Five will get you ten that half of the "geezers" here will run out and get the digital M when it finally comes out! 😀
 
Geezers are allowed to be eccentric. Only a few decades to go.

I am so looking forward to the day that I can sit on my porch in a rocking chair, Mossberg 500 shotgun on my left, a 1983 Dows vintage port on my right, a snazzy fast wireless laptop on my lap and my IIIF loaded with film at hand. Mountain, The Kinks, Dead Kennedys blasting on the stereo.

I'll take pictures of folks passing by and grumble at them.

What fun it will be.
 
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Blackberries came and left and I only learned when they were mentioned in an article about the fast pace of technology.

To think I used to believe I was fairly current on things... That was a disappointment.

BTW, I have one, it's analog, needs no batteries and you can drop it without a worry. It's called "agenda" and it came in nice, black leather. 🙂

Of course, I only write notes on it using a fountain pen. 😉
 
SolaresLarrave said:
...Of course, I only write notes on it using a fountain pen. 😉

Oh, a modernist huh? What's wrong with quill? That's a real man's writing tool! 😉
 
kmack said:
Geezers are allowed to be eccentric. Only a few decades to go.

I am so looking forward to the day that I can sit on my porch in a rocking chair, Mossberg 500 shotgun on my left, a 1983 Dows vintage port on my right, a snazzy fast wireless laptop on my lap and my IIIF loaded with film at hand. Mountain, The Kinks, Dead Kennedys blasting on the stereo.

I'll take pictures of folks passing by and grumble at them.

What fun it will be.


Sounds like the way to go! Must remember to become a geezer (or is coot better?) too! 🙂
 
In London the word 'geezer' doesn't really have any connotation with old age it's more like mockney ( fake middle class cockney) for homey -awright geeze?

What does it mean in the US that you're old and you're faithful?
 
Toby said:
In London the word 'geezer' doesn't really have any connotation with old age it's more like mockney ( fake middle class cockney) for homey -awright geeze?

What does it mean in the US that you're old and you're faithful?

Means sort of collapsed elderly; no longer playing tennis, or even bowls.

Nothing unfaithful about a coot, though -- in technical terms, he's still got the instruction set, but the motherboard's burned out. A geezer, on the other hand, has both software AND hardware problems. That's why you don't want to give a coot a shotgun: he's substituting hardware, but the software still has bugs.

JC
 
clarence said:
Terribly off-topic, I know, but is it true that in New York people don't just say 'yeah', and they say 'yeah, yeah, yeah' instead?

Very curious.

Clarence

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Wasn't that the Beatles?
 
copake_ham said:
Oh, a modernist huh? What's wrong with quill? That's a real man's writing tool! 😉
Try a glass pen, much more satisfying than a quill, although having been developed in Renaissance Italy, it may still be a bit modern in comparison. 😀
 
FrankS said:
I'm headed down the coot route, if the previous definitions are accurate. Would love to join you on your porch, kmack!

It's a great porch, All Welcome!

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I've discovered that I'm a stealth geezer.

At my office the "thirty-somethings" know I have "experience" but they don't seem to have a clue as to where that experience comes from - years.

They are freaked out when I understand most of their culture and more. Just can't do "fiddy cent." Grand Master Flash and The Clash are more my cup-a-tea.

Then they see the old cameras and they're perplexed. "You use film?"

Then, I come home and I have invitations for membership to AARP.

I'm a geezer. plain and simple. It's just hard to tell.
 
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