I listened to a radio weather report some years ago that makes you sound absolutely sane. The weather reporter came on and admitted that he had not yet received the "official" weather report and so could not discuss the forecast. The news reporter asked him why he didn't just look out the window and report on what he saw. But the weather reporter responded that he was not permitted to deliver any forecast but the "official" one. So the news reporter changed tactics and began to ask the weather guy what he wore to work that morning, whether or not he brought an umbrella, whether he was planning to walk home that evening, ect... We got the forecast by inference.