Oscar,
You are just dating the wrong girls.
Here is how it should go: Date a girl that likes her picture taken. Marry her. Have kids that like their pictures taken. They grow-up, get married, you get grand-kids that like their pictures taken. Easy as that. No end of models for you cameras. Mine LOVE their pictures being taken.
"Take my picture, full-length",
"Don't use a wide-angle, it'll make me look funny",
"Didn't you bring a normal lens today?"
Real conversation, this past weekend. Nina was mad at me because I took the 35mm and jumped to 85mm without taking the 50.
Oscar! That's it!! You need to get a fast 50 to go with the 85! That is your problem, they see that 35 and think "I will look funny in all of those pictures!!!!"