jbhthescots
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I was once stopped by security in Macy's in Downtown Seattle just because I walked in with a camera hanging around my neck, as is my wont at most times.
I had no intentions of taking any pictures, but the security guy got all flustered, telling me in no uncertain terms that I couldn't take pictures in the store. So I said to him: "What makes you think I'm here to take photos?" He replied: "Well, you have a camera around your neck." "True, I do," said I, before adding: "...and I'm also wearing a pair of boxer shorts, but somehow I don't think you'll be seeing me boxing in here either!"
And with that, I just left him hanging on that thought.
I had no intentions of taking any pictures, but the security guy got all flustered, telling me in no uncertain terms that I couldn't take pictures in the store. So I said to him: "What makes you think I'm here to take photos?" He replied: "Well, you have a camera around your neck." "True, I do," said I, before adding: "...and I'm also wearing a pair of boxer shorts, but somehow I don't think you'll be seeing me boxing in here either!"
And with that, I just left him hanging on that thought.