Do you wear black/brown dress shoes w/ laces with no socks, and blue or black jeans?
I reserve my dress shoes for when I wear a dress. And I always wear socks - unless I'm in sandals.
Do you have more than one hat?
None.
Do you disrespect people who work in beige office jobs / corporate world / mainstream lifestyles / expensive fashionable restaurants?
What can one wish more than the perfectly happy A4 life: wife, children, lovely house by the sea, primitive mountain cottage, etc,.
Do you pride yourself on drinking cheap canned beer? I realize in Europe this is iffy.
On the few occasions I consume beer, I prefer the more expensive bottles - preferably from local breweries.
Piercings? Tattoos?
Nope.
T-shirts and button-down shirts worn tight?
I wish...I don't think my figure allows it.
Do you currently own a pair of Converse All-Stars? Have you owned more than one pair? Would you wear them with black socks?
Never owned that.
Do you think Barack Obama is a politician of the liberal left, despite all evidence to the contrary?
No idea, don't really spend much time on American politics.
Mac? Linux?
I wish!
Are neither you nor your girlfriend dominant in the relationship? Ie, are you both sort fo waiting for someone dominant and decisive to get there?
Don't think I understand the question 😛
Would you be repelled by the idea of a regular weight lifting regimen?
I try to work out three times a week - though mostly jogging and pushups.
Have you never purchased a physical CD? Have you purchased fewer than 20 even though you listen to a lot of music?
That's a tough one, I don't keep my receipts.
Would you never wear an article of clothing with the name of your university on it?
Two t-shirts and one fluffy, orange fleece-jacket.
Do you think it would be great if you owned a Cooper Mini?
Insanely impractical cars - but my girlfriend's parents have one which she borrows often.
Do you ride an old / vintage bicycle of the not-ten-speed type? Does it have a basket?
I've been wanting a basket for my bike, actually.