Is it because I'm blonde?

[Jon Goodman]

A girl comes home from elementary school and asks her mother...

Mommy, in class today we did ABC but I said "ABCDEF." Is that because I am blonde?

Yes, dear. I would agree that's because you're blonde.

Mommy, we counted one, two, three, but I counted one, two, three, four five, six. Is that because I'm blonde?

Yes, dear. That is because you are blonde.

Mommy, mommy, everyone else in the class doesn't even need a bra, but I wear a "C" cup. Is that because I'm blonde?

No, dear. That is because you're 22.


Jon

 

[Socke]

Whhhaaaa! Just spilled my coffee! Gimme more!

 

[Kris]

That's the reason why I prefer brunettes.

 

[Socke]

That's the reason why I prefer brunettes.

I'm totaly hooked on one bahiana and latinas in general It goes so far, that I learn spanisch and portuguese!

 

[denishr]

Awww, c'mon guys, show some respect for our female members...
How can we expect more female members on RFF if we act like this?
Also, don't forget that some of our female members shoot some other stuff besides rangefinders!!!
Seriously, I'm not saying that we should be extremely politically correct, but only that we should remain within boundaries of good taste (and manners)...

Regards,

Denis

 

[FrankS]

Denis is right.












And BTW, that's why I like blondes.

 

[Socke]

Oops!

Sorry girls, I'm under bad influence.

OTOH, the dirties jokes I know I heard from a blonde who ownes a joinery

 

[dmr]

No, dear. That is because you're 22.

{groan}

But seriously, gang, I enjoy a good joke. Most people do and won't be offended unless they're trying to be offended.

 

[wierdcollector]

Some of the nicest, smartest, most generous, good looking and even humble people you chat with are blondes. At least the few remaining strands that haven't gone grey, lol. That's ok Jon, no offense taken, we still like ya anyway. (but I'm not sending you any more Zenits, lol)

 

[jan normandale]

Hey guys,

I'm not touching that with a pole. I have a daugher.

Jan

 

[Jon Goodman]

Ok, then...I'll tell a joke on two guys. Actually, believe it or not, this was awarded the prize as the "funniest joke in the world" in 2002. Hope I remember it right:

Two fellows are out hunting when one falls on his back. He has a glazed look in his eyes and doesn't seem to be breathing.

Nervous and worried, his friend takes out his portable phone and calls the emergency services. When they answer he says "My friend has fallen and I think he is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says: "Well be calm, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Jon

 

[doubs43]

Hey guys, I'm not touching that with a pole. I have a daugher. Jan

I once knew a Pole. He liked to tell blonde jokes too!

Walker