Is this one of you clowns?

bmattock

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NOT ME!

Being from the South, I know better than to eat Road-Killed Possum Alone! You always fine-road-dine with two friends! You take turns, two to look each way for cars and the third one eats! YUMMM! YUMMM!
 
Judging by the size of the fonts in the ad, this person has already consumed one road-killed possum too many.

Also, unless you have a battery source for this electrically operated camera, it too may be road kill.
 
I'm surprised there wasn't a line about halfway down saying "BUT WAIT, THERE"S MORE!!!! YOU"LL ALSO RECEIVE..." Also, everyone knows that you can't eat 'possum without Tabasco sauce... just 'tain't done.

Still, looks like a nice camera if you can track down a battery for it. Amazingly enough given my current buying spree, I think I'll pass
 
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