Obviously the name for the new camera will be Emm-Zero-Zero, or "M00".
There will be a choice of duotone finishes, black+white or brown+white. Covering will be an incredible fibrous anti-slip material, from natural sources of course. Also available will be a wide double-grip, steadicam-style attachment known as Longhorn.
Sensor will be kept spotless by a retractable, wet-cleaning system mounted below the sensor. (The slurping sound heard during sensor-cleaning on cameras with pre-production firmware is expected to be fixed with an update after a few months.)
At the rear of the body is a conveniently mounted, foldaway, external cleaning accessory, used to flick debris (and unwanted flies) away from sensitive areas of the camera and lens.
More seriously, has there actually been an announcement of a a new 'M'? I thought there was just 'something significant', so maybe a multi-mount digital of some sort and a few S-lenses.
Maybe I have too much time this morning -- I should go and develop some film I think.