Calzone
Gear Whore #1
Thanks to my fellow geezer friends for looking out for me.
"Maggie" already had a hip replacement.
I kinda am funny looking. Imagine this rather large shaped egghead with an arrogant chin beard and a ponytail. There is grey now in my eyebrows, the eyebrows are thickening like that of an old man, and I have to groom the errant eyebrow hairs that are growing long. I don't want ponytails on my eyebrows.
Then I have this skinny muscular build that resembles perhaps a tenth grader. I bought a kids Kaepernich Jersey in large. On a label is says size 15 meaning sized to fit an average 15 year old, but it fits me so well it is as if a tailor made it for me.
My neck is thick and kinda ugly like a football player from carrying cameras and camera bags, and my right arm somehow is overdeveloped and noticibly thicker in girth from carrying cameras. It is to the point that my right arm is about an inch longer than my left arm, so actually I'm deformed from carrying cameras.
So when you put this all together you have an old man on a kids body. I'm a skinny bitch I say at 5'10" and 142 pounds.
I think I'll be okay with stairs for a few decades, but my crazy woman I need to make me crazy might find the stairs a hassle decades from now before me.
So this new favorite house is only 3 bedroom one bath on a small lot, but there are trees. Maggie wants trees. I can understand why, she is a white gal who has northern European genes. She suffers in the heat, and walking around we always have to try and walk in the shade.
Cal
"Maggie" already had a hip replacement.
I kinda am funny looking. Imagine this rather large shaped egghead with an arrogant chin beard and a ponytail. There is grey now in my eyebrows, the eyebrows are thickening like that of an old man, and I have to groom the errant eyebrow hairs that are growing long. I don't want ponytails on my eyebrows.
Then I have this skinny muscular build that resembles perhaps a tenth grader. I bought a kids Kaepernich Jersey in large. On a label is says size 15 meaning sized to fit an average 15 year old, but it fits me so well it is as if a tailor made it for me.
My neck is thick and kinda ugly like a football player from carrying cameras and camera bags, and my right arm somehow is overdeveloped and noticibly thicker in girth from carrying cameras. It is to the point that my right arm is about an inch longer than my left arm, so actually I'm deformed from carrying cameras.
So when you put this all together you have an old man on a kids body. I'm a skinny bitch I say at 5'10" and 142 pounds.
I think I'll be okay with stairs for a few decades, but my crazy woman I need to make me crazy might find the stairs a hassle decades from now before me.
So this new favorite house is only 3 bedroom one bath on a small lot, but there are trees. Maggie wants trees. I can understand why, she is a white gal who has northern European genes. She suffers in the heat, and walking around we always have to try and walk in the shade.
Cal