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“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” -- George Carlin
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” -- Johnny Carson
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.” -- Jay Leno
“That's the true spirit of Christmas: people being helped by people other than me.” -- Jerry Seinfeld
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” -- Shirley Temple
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it, saying, 'Toys not included.'” -- Bernard Manning
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” -- Johnny Carson
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.” -- Jay Leno
“That's the true spirit of Christmas: people being helped by people other than me.” -- Jerry Seinfeld
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” -- Shirley Temple
“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it, saying, 'Toys not included.'” -- Bernard Manning
