Dear Keith
I seriously think you should be suspended from RFF for at least a month for even mentioning that girl's name here. Just this morning I saw in the paper those red lips and those comparatively enormous white teeth, and a monkey for God's sake. I thought to myself, if I never see or hear of this person again I'd be very pleased. Even knowing that there is a word 'twerk' is bad enough, but to consider what it means and the commercial value of that sort of carry on is just so repellant.
I suppose the phenomenon is absorbing in a macabre sort of way, but RFF mid-evening is the last place I thought to have my next skirmish with the twerker.
OK I forgive you.