My Canon Vacuum Cleaner Doesn't Suck. Well, it does because it doesn't.

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I'm surprised these aren't all over eBay by now...

http://www.engadget.com/2009/02/03/keepin-it-real-fake-part-clxxviii-canon-doesnt-suck-edition/

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