OT: I am a Ninja Master
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FrankS
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Good night Ninja Master!
Fedzilla_Bob
man with cat
Oh God, is Bill related to Garrison Keelor?
I have tears in my eyes and it aint the skunk what got us last Saturday night.
Sorry Bill, but that was good. I think the Master Ninja should avoid the combination of puppies, beer and Ninja/Shaolin dog leashes.
I have tears in my eyes and it aint the skunk what got us last Saturday night.
Sorry Bill, but that was good. I think the Master Ninja should avoid the combination of puppies, beer and Ninja/Shaolin dog leashes.
back alley
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great stuff wigwam!
joe
joe
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wlewisiii
Guest
I am not worthy... 😀
William
William
CleverName
Well-known
You fight puppy style! Your Kung Fu no good here!
bmattock
Veteran
Well, I'm awake. A good sign, I think. Apparently, I'll live. I have a headache and a giant lump on my head, though. Looks like I'm struggling to open a third eye.
Now I'm waiting for my coffee and trying to think what I'm going to tell my coworkers today. I was thinking of saying to them that one should never try to teach a dog to 'fetch' an icepick, but I'm sure there's something funnier I can say. It just hurts to think right now.
Thanks, all, for the kind words. I appreciate it. Ann-Marie, bless her, says that she has never met anyone who things just happen to like they do to me. And it is true. When I was 14, I laid myself out cold with a pair of 'nun chucks' (as we called nunchaku back then). And here I am, 44, and Magoo, I've done it again. Apparently, I don't learn from my mistakes.
Best Regards,
Bill 'Lumpy' Mattocks
Now I'm waiting for my coffee and trying to think what I'm going to tell my coworkers today. I was thinking of saying to them that one should never try to teach a dog to 'fetch' an icepick, but I'm sure there's something funnier I can say. It just hurts to think right now.
Thanks, all, for the kind words. I appreciate it. Ann-Marie, bless her, says that she has never met anyone who things just happen to like they do to me. And it is true. When I was 14, I laid myself out cold with a pair of 'nun chucks' (as we called nunchaku back then). And here I am, 44, and Magoo, I've done it again. Apparently, I don't learn from my mistakes.
Best Regards,
Bill 'Lumpy' Mattocks
zuikologist
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I think perhaps you need a suitable bandana to complete the look today Ninja Master (and cover up the third eye).
bmattock
Veteran
CleverName said:
LOL! Our styles differ! We must fight!
bmattock
Veteran
zuikologist said:
I'm not sure I could stand anything touching my head this morning! It certainly would complete the ensemble, however.
Best Regards,
Bill Mattocks
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RML
Guest
I can't remember having read a more hilarious piece. 😛
Great writing, Bill. And great Kung Fu... not! 🙂
Try to keep that 3rd eye cool with a cold beer; it'll reduce the swelling or else the alcohol will numb the pain.
Good luck!
Great writing, Bill. And great Kung Fu... not! 🙂
Try to keep that 3rd eye cool with a cold beer; it'll reduce the swelling or else the alcohol will numb the pain.
Good luck!
oftheherd
Veteran
Somebody save me. I missed whatever thread where Bill apparently talked about dogs and injuries in his usual boring way 😀 . Nor can I find it now . Where is it? Help?
zuikologist
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Hope you are better soon. It might help your special effects photos - cross screen stars, multiple images, stereo vision, even birdie sound effects, without the use of filters!
bmattock
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oftheherd said:
http://www.growlery.com/wigwam/
Hope you enjoy it!
Best,
Bill
PS - I'm going to work now. My head still hurts, dang it.
