I'm inclined to be polite to the police, etc., too, but there's an implied contract here: they have to be polite too. Two stories:
Twenty or so years ago I made a short business trip to India (manufacturing wooden cameras, actually). When I came back -- long hair, beard, jeans -- I was strip-searched at London Heathrow by Customs. They were delighted when they found a strip of rolled-up lavatory paper in my watch-pocket: obviously, here was my stash. They ceremoniously unrolled it. Nothing, of course.
Customs: "What's this?"
Me: "Loo paper"
Customs: "Why?"
Me: "Have you ever been to Delhi Airport?"
Eventually they said, with the air of someone who knows they are dealing with a criminal but can't prove it, "All right. You can get dressed now."
I dressed in silence and as I left I said, "Next time, a little civility wouldn't come amiss."
I thought they were going to jail me on the spot...
About 15 years later Polaroid gave me a load of outdated Sepia film. I was shooting some on the beach near my house in Kent. Three teenage girls (about 15) asked what I was doing. I told them. I took some pictures of them, and gave them prints. To reassure their parents, I wrote my name, address and phone number on the back of a scrapper and said, "If your parents are worried, or wonder who I am, they can call me."
Half an hour later the police came 'round. Even when I showed her lots of books and magazine articles, explaining that photography is what I do for a living, the young policewoman sniffed and said, "Hm! An opportunist photographer!"
So I don't think AP is exaggerating much.
I also have stories about dealing with La Migra in the United States, and of being threatened when I called out "Careful!" to a no-neck 'security' guard at LAX because I was afraid he was going to drag my Leica off the table to smash on the floor: I'd already had to have the viewfinder glass replaced after it had been banged around at the same airport. "I could arrest you for shouting at me," he yelled.
Finally, please don't tar all lawyers with the same brush. Civil liberrties organizations have lawyers too. We're not all fascists/opportunists/ambulance chasers/bottom feeders.
Roger W. Hicks, LL.B. (
www.rogerandfrances.com)