Photography Puns!

Printing can be a carousel off which one might never get off. It can be a slide into madness from which there is no reversal; mounting frustration and darkroom thoughts going Rondinax and Rondinax in circles of confusion.
But I don't mean to let the cat out of the darkbag. Horses for courses, the best camera is the one you have with you, one camera one lens, zoom with your feet and all that.
 
pyeh said:
Printing can be a carousel off which one might never get off. It can be a slide into madness from which there is no reversal; mounting frustration and darkroom thoughts going Rondinax and Rondinax in circles of confusion.
But I don't mean to let the cat out of the darkbag. Horses for courses, the best camera is the one you have with you, one camera one lens, zoom with your feet and all that.
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Seems like you really need to get into the Zone IV it.
 
People will make up all sorts of filmsy excuses not to print, but they just dilute their argument to exhaustion. For others, chemicals wet their appetite to get the Jobo done. Let's give them a Patterson on the back.
 
pyeh said:
People will make up all sorts of filmsy excuses not to print, but they just dilute their argument to exhaustion. For others, chemicals wet their appetite to get the Jobo done. Let's give them a Patterson on the back.
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When it comes to enlarging vs. scanning, photography has become an Andor situation for many. Enlarging is not the Alpa and Omega for all. Some photographers just don't give an Efke either way.
 
markjwyatt said:
When it comes to enlarging vs. scanning, photography has become an Andor situation for many. Enlarging is not the Alpa and Omega for all. Some photographers just don't give an Efke either way.
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Depends on how you Diafine photography. Some purists say only darkroom printing is true photography. They say if you don't do it, you miss the point, Ansel yourself short.
 
Who gives a pigment about darkroom printing? I would rather dye than mess with fixer. Getting good results from wet development is not as easel as some think.
 
froyd said:
Who gives a pigment about darkroom printing? I would rather dye than mess with fixer. Getting good results from wet development is not as easel as some think.
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I don't have the space or the equipment for darkroom printing yet, but I hope to one day. In the meantime, I'm just trying to do the best I scan.
 
lynnb said:
Stock photography is for those who like to follow the herd. Usually one small stop before being put out to pasture.
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I'm sitting in the loo trying to figure out if I resemble this or not. But I am stopped too much to know if I should concentrate or dilute.
 
If you get caught pre-flashing your film you have to pull up your PanX and zoom with your feet.
 
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