Chriscrawfordphoto, I'm rather glad that I offended you. If not, I wouldn't have had the pleasure of amusement from your raving, hostile attack.
Now if you may, (but doubt you will) please take a deep breath, step down off your high horse and try to calm down.
I'm sorry that my reference to objects in a photo being "real or fake" confused you so. I guess I should have broken my thought process down into simpler, easier to digest terms so that you may have understood. Allow me a do over kind sir.
What I like about film is it's finite quality of preserving what the lens saw without the threat of anything being added or removed from the negative. After a negative is exposed and developed, what is there will remain unchanged throughout the duration of the celluloids existence. You can't slim up a fat gal's thighs on a negative and you can't magically add in a compelling UFO flying overhead. What was exposed - is what will remain. Period.
I never said that a camera is incapable of manipulating thought, evoking emotion, exaggerating or lying. I also never alluded to anything related to these "stone Cold facts" as you so eloquently put it. Not once did I mention a camera's ability or inability to alter perception, this is ludicrous. Every photograph taken is represented in the context of the photographer's vision. No rational human would refute thus. How you've deduced such a notion is flawed logic beyond my comprehension.
Your rant about film's post-production processes are also unfounded. When did I say that negatives cannot be manipulated in a dark room? I didn't. This is yet another preposterous assumption by you.
Perhaps the ultimate irony is in your closing statement when you disclosed that you are not "really trying to offend or put anyone down here." Well, for the sake of argument, I'm going to assume that you are a basic social misfit who's completely inept in any form of communicative skills. Here's a tip. In the future when you are not really trying to offend or put anyone down, it's probably a good idea not to start your first sentence with another man's quote followed by you calling it "a fat load of horse****."
This line of gibberish makes no sense. You get
what impression of people who think if they stamp their feet and shake their fists enough at something they don't understand, it will go away? I'll assume you meant to form a coherent thought by substituting the word
that in place of "of." And in this case, you've described your own post perfectly. You've exhibited lots of fist shaking and feet stamping - heck, you even threw in a little cursing for good measure. So tell me, did it go away?
Post Scriptum
Thank you for attempting to give me a lesson on the techniques of Ansel Adams. But I hope you won't mind my saying - It was much more compelling and effective coming from him.
Luke
ansel by
saveamerika, on Flickr