It has to be the eBay influence.
New, means it has only been used 5-6 years.
Like new, means it has only been used 10-20 years, and only fell off the roof of the car at 70mph twice.
Mint, means I am adding a piece of hard candy to the package.
Trashed, means it is being sold by one of the 5 honest sellers on eBay.
Working, means only a couple of parts are missing.
Clean, means I blew the cob webs off.
CLA, means I soaked it in solvent then dipped it in a barrel of used motor oil.
User, means I used it to drive some nails just last week, worked perfectly.
2 dozen #5 flashbulbs, only used once. (I actually saw such a listing).
Fresh film, dated November 1956.
No Returns, I am lying my arse off, but I said no returns in my listing so you can not do anything about it. The lady, used as a euphemism, actually told me I could not give her negative feedback because she said that in her listing.