benno
Hack.
On a MTB forum I frequent:
Noob: "What dSLR should I buy?"
WasANoobYesterdayButNowIsPro: "dude, you see all those white lenses at sporting events, all the pros shoot Canon maaaaaan. Definitely buy one of them."
Here's the hot tip you clowns: You don't need a pro camera. Your money would be better spent on a shrink if you really need one to bolster your fragile little egos. Buying a Canon will not make you a pro. Your photos will still suck, your girlfriend will still be fat and ugly (stop posting pictures of her for crying out loud) and you were never going to buy that 400 f2.8 that everyone says you should 'buy into the system' for.
(I shoot a Samsung dSLR BTW. Every time I've recommended the Pentax equivalent to a noob, some idiot who thinks he knows something pipes in with 'you need to buy into the Canon/Nikon system maaaan')
And then at a recent photo meet, some idiot made a jibe about me 'upgrading' by pinching his poxy friggin Canon 30d. Listen Fatso, you fat arsed f***, if I wanted to take photos as **** as yours maybe I would steal your ****ty camera but if I wanted to 'upgrade' I wouldn't be looking at a 30d... and don't lecture me about flash exposure when you clearly know NOTHING about it, you putz.
(Yep, bad day :bang: )
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Noob: "What dSLR should I buy?"
WasANoobYesterdayButNowIsPro: "dude, you see all those white lenses at sporting events, all the pros shoot Canon maaaaaan. Definitely buy one of them."
Here's the hot tip you clowns: You don't need a pro camera. Your money would be better spent on a shrink if you really need one to bolster your fragile little egos. Buying a Canon will not make you a pro. Your photos will still suck, your girlfriend will still be fat and ugly (stop posting pictures of her for crying out loud) and you were never going to buy that 400 f2.8 that everyone says you should 'buy into the system' for.
(I shoot a Samsung dSLR BTW. Every time I've recommended the Pentax equivalent to a noob, some idiot who thinks he knows something pipes in with 'you need to buy into the Canon/Nikon system maaaan')
And then at a recent photo meet, some idiot made a jibe about me 'upgrading' by pinching his poxy friggin Canon 30d. Listen Fatso, you fat arsed f***, if I wanted to take photos as **** as yours maybe I would steal your ****ty camera but if I wanted to 'upgrade' I wouldn't be looking at a 30d... and don't lecture me about flash exposure when you clearly know NOTHING about it, you putz.
(Yep, bad day :bang: )
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