now this was a REAL situation in my country, Lisbon - Portugal.
Guy gets home, see his home door broke and from outside can see the theives still inside. Phones 911 and reports the situation :
Hello ? 911 ? Got some thieves inside my home, can you come please ?
911 : sorry, all our units are busy, best ETA will be 15 minutes.
P : but by that time they are away !!
911 : sorry, its the best we can do, we got loads of calls.
P : ok, thank you
he hangs up, counts 30 secs and call back
P : I call because a robery in XXXX , you dont need to send anyone anymore
911 : really ? are you ok ?
P : yap, I kill them, everything is fine
911 : excuse me sir ?
P : no worries, have a good day
he hangs up
30 secs later he has 3 police cars, an ambulance and paramedics on his door. the thieves , still inside, were arrested.
sargent confused, goes to homeowner
S :sorry sir, thought you kill them ???
P : and I thought you were busy ?
gotta love Portugal 🙂