Roger Hicks
Veteran
I have an old pig castrator tool which comes in handy when it's needed.
Dear Jon,
I'm told that it's much safer to castrate young pigs than old ones, though. Presumably an old pig castrator tool is bigger than a young pig castrator tool?
I have to confess (with some misgivings, as I'm not sure I want to know) that I don't know what a pig castrator looks like. How did you come by it? I have a lovely idea of someone hailing you: "What-ho, Jon, how are you off for pig castrators?"
Probably another job that it's safer to leave to an employee. Preferably not the foie gras slicer, though, unless he washes his hands first.
Cheers,
R.