Sneaky (cat!)

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My son and I had spaghetti for dinner earlier, and he left a bunch on his plate. Sneaky just came inside and found it!

He loves stealing spaghetti left on the table, but won’t eat it if I offer it to him!

 

[Pál_K]

Like leftover pizza, sometimes it’s more appealing that way.

 

[CMur12]

Sneaky has to live up to his name.

Pure cattitude!

- Murray

 

[Chriscrawfordphoto]

Like leftover pizza, sometimes it’s more appealing that way.

I think for Sneaky the appeal was more like 'forbidden fruit.'

 

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Sleeping under Mack's desk

 

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Waiting impatiently for food

 

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Haha, Sneaky is pissed that he got wet. Its been raining all night, but earlier during a lull in the rain, he DEMANDED to go out. So I let him. I just opened the door to look for him and he came running out from under his outdoor cat tree (my car) and into the house.

He looked all wet and began shaking off the water like a wet dog. and I said, "What's wrong, you all soaked?" and he began loudly meowing, loud bitchy angry meows. I said "I told you not to go out, its raining, now you're wet. You look like a wet dog!" He kept meowing and trilling. Every time I said anything, he meowed.

Sneaky rarely meows, and only when he is pissed off because we've ignored his demands for food/going outside/etc. He was SCREAMING at me! He went up to the kitchen and onto his "Feed Me" stool and I dried him with paper towels. He demanded food, which I gave. That made him stop screaming. He purred loudly while he ate.

The photo is an old one of him after he came in wet a while back, just to add eye candy to the story.

 

[pixelated]

It's obviously all your fault that a) it was raining, and b) Sneaky got wet.

 

[Chriscrawfordphoto]

It's obviously all your fault that a) it was raining, and b) Sneaky got wet.

Of course, it is ALWAYS the human's fault. The cat thinks he's God, he can stop the rain himself, lol.

 

[CMur12]

Well, Chris, telling him he looked like a wet dog was asking for it!

- Murray

 

[Retro-Grouch]

Really! A dog? You'd better be prepared for a "surprise" on your pillow, and I don't mean a mint. Payback.

 

[Chriscrawfordphoto]

Well, Chris, telling him he looked like a wet dog was asking for it!

- Murray

Really! A dog? You'd better be prepared for a "surprise" on your pillow, and I don't mean a mint. Payback.

After a nighttime assassination attempt last year, I have been sleeping with my bedroom door closed.

 

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Sneaky is a huge cat! He takes up nearly half the sofa when he’s stretched out on his back.

 

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Sneaky was sulking in his cat tree, trying his best to look like a sad, abused, neglected, kitty. I had chased him out of the kitchen while I was making dinner because he wouldn’t stop trying to steal food. He had just eaten right before that!

 

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Sneaky likes to lay on the towels my son and I put on the bathroom floor to dry our feet when we step out of the shower. He was sleeping on one of the towels, twisted up with his back feet facing one way and his front feet and head facing the other!

 

[sebastel]

Sneaky was sulking in his cat tree, trying his best to look like a sad, abused, neglected, kitty. I had chased him out of the kitchen while I was making dinner because he wouldn’t stop trying to steal food. He had just eaten right before that!

I imagine this dialogue:
Sneaky: "I'm soooooo poor."
Chris: "You're sooooooo pampered."

 

[Retro-Grouch]

Sneaky likes to lay on the towels my son and I put on the bathroom floor to dry our feet when we step out of the shower. He was sleeping on one of the towels, twisted up with his back feet facing one way and his front feet and head facing the other!

Sneaky has adopted this pose to display his physique. Under that fur is one totally ripped stud.

 

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Sneaky has adopted this pose to display his physique. Under that fur is one totally ripped stud.

LOL! He's a tough kitty; he likes to fight. Guess he is ripped under all that floof.

I imagine this dialogue:
Sneaky: "I'm soooooo poor."
Chris: "You're sooooooo pampered."

He tells anyone he can get to listen that he is a poor, abused, neglected, STARVING kitty cat who desperately needs steak right now.

 

[sebastel]

for easier inhaling, a (freshly) minced cow is accepted, too.

 

[Chriscrawfordphoto]

for easier inhaling, a (freshly) minced cow is accepted, too.

He's very happy with STEAK. His human slaves tear it up for him so its in small bite-size morsels. He wolfed down quite a bit of it tonight!