JeffGreene
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An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends, and he took along a few pictures to show to them. The hostess looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a good camera."
The photographer didn't make any comment, but as he was leaving to go home, he said, "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."
The photographer didn't make any comment, but as he was leaving to go home, he said, "That was a really delicious meal! You must have some very good pots."
Chris101
summicronia
I'll bet he doesn't get to come back!
Haigh
Gary Haigh
Amateur photographer
Amateur photographer
Jeff,
Great to read this one. Thanks for posting it and making me laugh. I'll spread the joke among the local Aussie photographers down here.
Gary Haigh
South Australia
Amateur photographer
Jeff,
Great to read this one. Thanks for posting it and making me laugh. I'll spread the joke among the local Aussie photographers down here.
Gary Haigh
South Australia
JeffGreene
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Gary:
Glad you enjoyed it. Here's another:
There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost who `lived' there was feared by all.
However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom. When he entered the house, armed with only his camera, the ghost descended upon him, clanking chains et al. He told the ghost "I mean no harm - I just want your photograph". The ghost was quite happy at this chance to make the headlines - he posed for a number of ghostly shots.
The happy journalist rushed back to his dark room, and began developing the photos. Unfortunately, they turned out to be black and underexposed.
So what's the moral of the story?
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.
Glad you enjoyed it. Here's another:
There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost who `lived' there was feared by all.
However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom. When he entered the house, armed with only his camera, the ghost descended upon him, clanking chains et al. He told the ghost "I mean no harm - I just want your photograph". The ghost was quite happy at this chance to make the headlines - he posed for a number of ghostly shots.
The happy journalist rushed back to his dark room, and began developing the photos. Unfortunately, they turned out to be black and underexposed.
So what's the moral of the story?
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.
thanatos
Hagakure with perfume
**groan**
Where's that 'shoot yourself in the head' emoticon when you want it?
Where's that 'shoot yourself in the head' emoticon when you want it?
shadowfox
Darkroom printing lives
LOL! funny stuff, it's been a while since a joke thread in this forum, here's two more:
#1
"Which SLR appeals to egotists?" Answer: "The Pentax ME Super."
#2
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation.
After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the flight-instructor?"
#1
"Which SLR appeals to egotists?" Answer: "The Pentax ME Super."
#2
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."
"Why?" asked the pilot.
"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation.
After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the flight-instructor?"