the answer to all our GAS problems!

[JoeFriday]

Psychotronic Money Magnet!

from the eb*y listing....

"To use an analogy, The Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnet™ operates like a high speed modem which hooks up our subconscious minds and etheric fields to the creative software of the universe.

It is important to point out that we were chosen to have been given this valuable information to benefit the financial situation of others so that we could continue unhindered with our important work of providing healing services to the earth and mankind. The universe and the higher spheres of creation will always assist when they recognise a project that will ultimately benefit mankind and facilitate the ascension to the fourth dimension."

also note the end of the listing where the seller says "Please note that this is the much more powerful version of our other Psychotronic Money Magnet™ for sale at our site and other auctions for $90."

cuz you don't want to waste your cash on an inferior Money Magnet!

 

[Sonnar Brian]

"Scalar Vector Programming Method" is a contradiction of terms. I am surprised that no one here caught this glaring error in an otherwise legitimate looking ad, but then again my wife used to debug Cray computers.

I would be wary of this one...

 

[FrankS]

Come on, you guys are just too cynical!

 

[JoeFriday]

"Scalar Vector Programming Method" is a contradiction of terms. I am surprised that no one here caught this glaring error in an otherwise legitimate looking ad, but then again my wife used to debug Cray computers.

I would be wary of this one...

what???? you mean I just wasted $450 on 3 of them??

 

[Sonnar Brian]

The money magnet works! They just got yours!

 

[JoeFriday]

d'oh!!!!!!

 

[Bill K.]

Have you checked his other items? For only a few hundred Dollars, one can get various "gizzmos" to cure all of mankinds ailments in not only this Universe, buy in a number of parrallel ones.

Thanks for the good laugh Brett.

Biil K.

 

[VictorM.]

Since when is GAS a problem?

 

[JoeFriday]

Since when is GAS a problem?

since I ran out of money

 

[JoeFriday]

wow.. that seller is also offering the plans for a "Top Secret Radionics Machine"! I really need that! I wonder what it is

 

[FrankS]

....A radio?

 

[JoeFriday]

apparently it's a device that allows you to use healing powers over vast distances... I think I'll get one and use it on Washington DC

 

[bobofish]

It always cracks me up when I see this kind of hokey crap, on infomercials and whatnot...if they have the capacity to make so much friggin money, then why do they need to sell me a book/magnet/vitamin for $50? Wouldn't they just make more money doing whatever they're doing normally?

Well...um....no, I think I'll take ten of them, cause I done just fallen off'm dat there turnip truck, and I done got's some turnip in my ear! Baaayyyy Golllly!

 

[jtzordon]

Look through his completed auctions. More lunacy.

 

[JoeFriday]

bobofish.. that would be the same logic that makes one ask why you never see headlines saying "Psychic Wins Lottery!"

 

[cp_ste.croix]

psychics don't win the lottery because they use their powers for good and not mere personal gain 😀

 

[Sonnar Brian]

I knew you were going to say that.

 

[rbiemer]

But it would be good if I won the lottery so I could do some more good for other people! I could tip extremely well while I'm at the Riviera!
So my personal gain would benefit other people!
Now I just need to learn to be psychic....wait, maybe they could sell me an amulet or a book or something!
My livelyhood of making people happy ten or twenty at a time by cooking good food just doesn't cut it anymore!
But wait! There's more! I could offer to trade this special grilled cheese sandwich I just made with the image of Pinoccio on it for one of those money magnets!
Of course as soon as I get that internet lottery money that I wonwith out ever entering I'll buy us all one!

 

[cp_ste.croix]

I actually made a grilled cheese the other day with the image of a low serial number M3 DS in pristine condition... very collectable, but make sure not to eat it, put it in mylar and hide it from the light so your investment will increase.

 

[back alley]

are we allowed to say 'pristine' here?