bobofish
Two-fisted Atom Smasher
In a press announcement, Kodak made it clear.....
Just kidding.
Actually, I'm upset because I just found out that my favorite cigarette papers are no longer being manufactured, and that when they're sold, they're done.
What on Earth am I going to do?!!!
I guess it's gonna have to be Rizla, Joker, etc. for me. They just don't cut it compared to the ones I like...a perfect happy medium between taste and sticky-together-ness. I've never actually measured how much I smoke, but I imagine it has to be somewhat chimney-esque. Oh goodness me.
There is a bright side to this, however glum; they are still somewhat available, but the company that distributes them has dishonestly started offering less papers in the package, even though it's a standard 50 pack; they charge the same for 32 now, the bastards! They even have the balls to put the "32 leaves" lable on the inside lip of the package, where nobody will see it, and further they stuff the pack with two pieces of cardboard. I hope they contract boils, corns and hernias!
Oh, fair Abadie Single Width, you will be missed....you, oh great mother of the Rizla company, sent your own way because of corporate greed, you are in my heart, and I will forever have a match reserved for thee....
Just kidding.
Actually, I'm upset because I just found out that my favorite cigarette papers are no longer being manufactured, and that when they're sold, they're done.
What on Earth am I going to do?!!!
I guess it's gonna have to be Rizla, Joker, etc. for me. They just don't cut it compared to the ones I like...a perfect happy medium between taste and sticky-together-ness. I've never actually measured how much I smoke, but I imagine it has to be somewhat chimney-esque. Oh goodness me.
There is a bright side to this, however glum; they are still somewhat available, but the company that distributes them has dishonestly started offering less papers in the package, even though it's a standard 50 pack; they charge the same for 32 now, the bastards! They even have the balls to put the "32 leaves" lable on the inside lip of the package, where nobody will see it, and further they stuff the pack with two pieces of cardboard. I hope they contract boils, corns and hernias!
Oh, fair Abadie Single Width, you will be missed....you, oh great mother of the Rizla company, sent your own way because of corporate greed, you are in my heart, and I will forever have a match reserved for thee....
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JimG
dogzen
My days are in the yellow leaf
The flowers and fruits of love are gone
The worm, the canker, and the grief
Are mine alone!
"On This Day I Compleate my 36th Year"
The flowers and fruits of love are gone
The worm, the canker, and the grief
Are mine alone!
"On This Day I Compleate my 36th Year"
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Frank Granovski
Guest
Happy birthday, Jim. At 36 you're still a youngin.
I got over it when they quit making my favourite pipe tobacco back in '86. Now I smoke the cheap stuff.
I got over it when they quit making my favourite pipe tobacco back in '86. Now I smoke the cheap stuff.
JimG
dogzen
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No Frank please, it's a joke. I was making fun of some 19th century poet feeling sorry for himself. I'm 56 years old, retired, and full of piss and vinegar. I shouldn't assume that other people read the same strange books I do.
Wait!
No Frank please, it's a joke. I was making fun of some 19th century poet feeling sorry for himself. I'm 56 years old, retired, and full of piss and vinegar. I shouldn't assume that other people read the same strange books I do.