...okay, I realize that this post is kinda stupid. You folks probably realize that it's spam, and now you think THIS thread is spam, because of my silly title. Oh, well; I haven't had lunch yet, and I'm a little punch-drunk. At least it's good for a laugh.
I reported it, too, only AFTER it showed up on my screen in all its spammy glory. Heh.
Cheers,
--joe.