What are the worst words in photography?

[Vince Lupo]

I think any sentence with the word 'reshoot' in it.

 

[cambolt]

I know it's been covered many times but it is so annoying it must be repeated:
"Wow! that is a big camera! I bet it takes great photos!"
"Wow! those are nice photos! I should get one of those cameras!"
"Nice photo, but it's only in black and white"

I bookmarked this thread 😀

 

[fireblade]

"im going to the moon, which lens do i need?"

....you all know what i mean 🙂

 

[bfffer]

"no way that could happen, it was not done by us"

I brought an prominent to LTM adapter.
after tuning focus i notice they scratch up my lens BIG Fxx time.
and the store man said "no way that could happen, it was not done by us"
It was a mint nokton, but not any more.

 

[redisburning]

"discontinued"

 

[nikon_sam]

"Can you shoot without using a flash?"

If I could, I would...

"That's a nice camera...you must be good..."
My usual response to that is..."Never confuse "Nice Gear" with "Good Photographer"

 

[paulfish4570]

"that does NOT look anything like me ..."

 

[L David Tomei]

No, I'm just sayin', maybe you should have...

 

[greyelm]

"Your camera makes me look fat"

 

[SciAggie]

I am at a Friday night high school football game. The local professional photographer has a 70-200 2.8 zoom. He looks my 400 2.8 lens. He says, "Man you're lucky, with that lens you don't need a flash." :bang:

 

[randolph45]

Get over it!

Get over it!

So what ever happened to" Mr.Teflon" or" like water of a ducks back"?
Who cares what Mr average says to you.Will it change what your doing!
Should it.
Next you will be beating the infidel over the head with your M9 or 1ds mark3 :bang:

 

[The Dark]

A seasoned photographer says " Im starting a new class for beginners next month, just to improve my income."😀

 

[Harry S.]

There are lots of less knowledgable people than yourself in photography and it can be frustrating. But Its so wonderful when I meet someone more knowledgable, I try my hardest not to frustrate them. 🙂

 

[Darkhorse]

"What kind of a camera doesn't have a zoom?"

 

[jbrianfoto]

".....Ohhhh - what a wonderful photo, if it was only in color ;-( "

 

[Aristophanes]

"Daddy, I dropped your lens..."

 

[MRohlfing]

"Quite expensive to buy all that film. Digital is much cheaper! Just think.... with a pirate copy of photoshop..."

I should have answered: " If I steal the film it's not expensive at all!"

 

[uhoh7]

Saw this one today ...."No card inserted".

Oh Yes.

I was way in H out in backcountry with M9 and 4 lenses, and got"

"no SD Card"

ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

😱


L1019978 by unoh7, on Flickr

 

[Harryo1962]

Why is there so much film in the freezer??!!

 

[sreed2006]

@Harryo1962 - I've got the freezer packed with film. My son complained he couldn't fit food in there. I said, "That's not what it's for."

He didn't accept that answer. Imagine that.