Then you aren't doing it right. Let me help:
https://gitbucket.tundraware.com/tundra/Stand-Development
Now, some examples - you have theory, I have practice. Practice beats theory. As Elon Musk says, it doesn't matter how good your science is if the rocket blows up.
Tell me these are not "fully printable". Scans of silver prints (my scanner sucks, so sue me):
The only post scanning manipulation to these images was to - as best as possible - match the silver print to overcome the limitations of my awful scanner.
I am indifferent as to whether people use stand or not. But it's kind of annoying when people say "it doesn't work", "you cannot get printable negs" from it, etc. This is without exception voiced by people who've never mastered it. It IS really fiddly at first (which is why I share those notes), but it jolly well does work, and work well (and consistently) when done properly. It's also not the only way to do things.
P.S. I've never been able to play golf at any level. Does this mean that no one can ever be a good golfer? Asking for a friend.