Right, which is why I'm looking for a nice bag that can accommodate a camera, and explicitly explained I am not looking for a camera bag (which is why Ona and Billingsham are out).
Basically if someone had a suit & tie dinner party but wanted to bring an M4 or M6 with them to go shooting afterwards, what bag would the discerning bachelor select? Or put another way, Henri Cartier Bresson was invited to have afternoon tea with the Queen of England, but HAD to bring his iPad, a letter/A4-sized notebook, and his M3 with a small lens attached because he was immediately leaving for dinner and drinks at a jazz bar in Paris. What bag should be recommended to him?
I appreciate that the "get a cheap bag so people don't steal it" answers have their place, but that is as willfully unhelpful as posting pictures of cats in halloween costumes on an astrophysics forum. No ballistic nylon, waxed canvas, velcro, denim, etc. That is not what I'm looking for.
This is a form exercise, not a functional one. Basically no cheaper than $300 and no more than $1500. Black and/or brown leather, probably a slim, soft briefcase-style.