Slightly flip article. While I appreciate the attempts at humour, it might ahve been worth pointing out that the Kiev was actually a 30s German design (and was not in fact a Kiev 5), and that the latches were therefore based on a U-boat, not a ruski nuclear submarine. .
he could have got better jokes if he knew anything about Kievs, actually, considering that the americans got the Saturn 5 rocket, and all Uncle Joe got was a camera!