A riddle

colyn

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Here is riddle: It's 3:00 am...the doorbell rings and you wake up!!! Unexpected visitors...it's your parents and they are there for breakfast!!! You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread and cheese!!! What is the first thing you open?!?!?!
 
First, I open the wine, have a big swig, then I open the door and invite mom and dad to join me in a drink because it's too damn early to cook.
 
Actually I forgot to say the first answer is wrong.. I didn't finish my post...
 
As I fight my near-nightly insomnia and am awake at 3AM, the first thing that I would open when my long-deceased parents come knocking on my door would be my mouth, as I scream in terror.
 
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