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Gear Whore #1
Friday is a zoom call with our agent and crew in London. “Maggie” was stressed by having to fill out a one page sheet that included my height, sizes, and body measurements.
I had to measure my hips. Don’t forget that I kinda have a chubby butt because I’m a cyclist. If I inflate my chest I have a 38 inch chest, and this is also my suit size. Know that men’s sizes generally begin at size 40. My waist is a 28/29 depending if I want to have a tight fit or a relaxed fit. So my hips are a 37, and if I were a woman my measurements would be a 38/28/37. I find it amusing that if I were a woman then pretty much I would be a knockout or swimsuit model, but I instead I just look like a muscular 15 year old.
Kinda funny that I call myself a skinny bitch. BTW this annoys “Maggie.” On the one page form they ask for “Pronouns” because of all the gender correct or gender confusion. I play around with this because I’m prettier than my sister who is both attractive and jealous. Also from behind at times I get mistaken for a woman because I kinda have a nice butt. When I told her to put in the pronoun section “Skinny Bitch” Maggie went off. LOL.
So then Maggie accuses me of having a distorted body image and also an eating disorder. She also hates when I call myself a hill-billy now that I don’t live in NYC.
I can understand why a cyclist who is a serious rider can be associated with eating disorders. Riders want a high strength to weight ratio, especially riders who specialize in climbing. Also endurance athletes overall tend to be very lean and not overly muscular. Then compound that with one reason why some people like me are endurance athletes and are into fitness is not just for health reasons, but because we like to eat a lot and at times binge eat.
In my past I have eaten an entire 8 slice full sized pizza in one sitting. I use to regularly eat a one pound box of pasta for dinner. Using double coupons I once ate 4 Whoppers for lunch. My friend Iron Mike said he could not watch me eat them because it made him sick.
Anyways nothing wrong with having a low BMI on the low end of the normal scale. It seems being 5’10 and wearing a size small is not so common though. Now that I lost some water weight (salt) from the hotter weather and sweating, I likely weigh about 138. I think I look mighty healthy, but Maggie yells at me that I’m too skinny.
The grand daughter (Creature Junior) tells Maggie not to work me so hard. LOL.
Cal
I had to measure my hips. Don’t forget that I kinda have a chubby butt because I’m a cyclist. If I inflate my chest I have a 38 inch chest, and this is also my suit size. Know that men’s sizes generally begin at size 40. My waist is a 28/29 depending if I want to have a tight fit or a relaxed fit. So my hips are a 37, and if I were a woman my measurements would be a 38/28/37. I find it amusing that if I were a woman then pretty much I would be a knockout or swimsuit model, but I instead I just look like a muscular 15 year old.
Kinda funny that I call myself a skinny bitch. BTW this annoys “Maggie.” On the one page form they ask for “Pronouns” because of all the gender correct or gender confusion. I play around with this because I’m prettier than my sister who is both attractive and jealous. Also from behind at times I get mistaken for a woman because I kinda have a nice butt. When I told her to put in the pronoun section “Skinny Bitch” Maggie went off. LOL.
So then Maggie accuses me of having a distorted body image and also an eating disorder. She also hates when I call myself a hill-billy now that I don’t live in NYC.
I can understand why a cyclist who is a serious rider can be associated with eating disorders. Riders want a high strength to weight ratio, especially riders who specialize in climbing. Also endurance athletes overall tend to be very lean and not overly muscular. Then compound that with one reason why some people like me are endurance athletes and are into fitness is not just for health reasons, but because we like to eat a lot and at times binge eat.
In my past I have eaten an entire 8 slice full sized pizza in one sitting. I use to regularly eat a one pound box of pasta for dinner. Using double coupons I once ate 4 Whoppers for lunch. My friend Iron Mike said he could not watch me eat them because it made him sick.
Anyways nothing wrong with having a low BMI on the low end of the normal scale. It seems being 5’10 and wearing a size small is not so common though. Now that I lost some water weight (salt) from the hotter weather and sweating, I likely weigh about 138. I think I look mighty healthy, but Maggie yells at me that I’m too skinny.
The grand daughter (Creature Junior) tells Maggie not to work me so hard. LOL.
Cal